L
I work with this 19yrs old whom we shall call L for good reasons. Right now I wish I was a good story teller, will try tell this one though.
So its friday and the usual english-man thing of asking what one is doing on tha weekend is on!
L: can you guys tell me where I can buy really nice flowers for my missus…
Girl1: try tha lady at tha cross in Gloucester town.
Girl2: yeah tha should be tha best flourist in town
Girl3: eeeehhh you’r not straight?
L: No am a lesbian, here let me show you my missus (proceeds to scroll through her phone for a pics)
Girl3: How old is your galfriend and how old are you?
L: She’s thirty and am just going 19. she has two kids from previous marriage and (scrolls phone for kids pics) tha girl is 13 and tha boy is 11.
Girl3: Oh ok
L: Am a romantic! I’m planning on buying her flowers then will sneak into her house and light candles bla bla bla bla…
Girl1/2/3: (ask a series of questions)
L: If you ever sleep witha woman you will never want to be with a man (and explains why..)
I personally found this very disturbing..why would a 19yr old be dating a 30yr old? Secondly..tha was my first encounter with a Lesbian who tried really hard to make us (me) see her ‘light’ I was very mmmh I actually felt disgusted!
This young girl takes tha drug ’speed’ and she drink more than three kenyan wazees in one night!
I honestly was lost for words, probably will talk to her sometime. for now I will do what I can do..Pray!
Fifi
This is fifi she sleeps in my bed every nite but ends up on the floor somehow! Aint she cute and cuddly?
Its been a fab week in the ring, what with all the sheng we have read and the laughs those sheng posts have given us! I have enjoyed it all but wish that those watching from the sidelines would join in. Thanks Bantu and Agiasi aka methu
Those who av been wondering wasup with KBW …thats tha Kenyan slang for you right there!
Allow me to share with you the following bible verse. Be blessed and have yourselves a good day indeed!
Isaiah 41:10-16 ‘Do not fear, for I am with you; So not anxiously look about you, for I am your God. I will strengthen you, surely I will help you, Surely I will uphold you with My righteous right hand.’ “Behold, all those who are angered at you will be shamed and dishonored; Those who contend with you will be as nothing, and will perish. You will seek those who quarrel with you, but will not find them. Those who war with you will be as nothing and non-existent. For I am the LORD your God, who upholds your right hand, Who says to you, Do not fear, I will help you. Do not fear… I will help you.” declares the LORD, “and your Redeemer is the Holy One of Israel. Behold, I have made you a new, sharp threshing sledge with double edges; You will thresh the mountains, and pulverize them, And will make the hills like chaff. You will winnow them, and the wind will carry them away, And the storm will scatter them; But you will rejoice in the LORD, You will glory in the Holy One of Israel.”
Kuna watu Na Kuna Viatu!
Saa skizeni apa…hiii post yangu hata sitaduu word count na sheng yangu pia itakua ile old skul kaa sijui nini. Yaani ii post imedu ni sweat lakini lazima ni try kubeat wa-shii na wa-hii wengine.
Sa mnajua mi nilikua nimeenda kucheki mshothereria (grandma) malast year ivi. Sa kuna huyu lefa ameshikwa na TB..mii sijui aliitoa wape! Huku kwa wangu wa makeri (queen) ukiwa na madisease zingine hau upanick kishenzi. Huyu lefa aliulizwa kama amekuwa in contact na msee wowote ametravel majuzi. Fala anasema ee si ule farmgal alikuwa ametravel.
Swali ni, kwani mtu akiland hivi tu Africa ama Asia or any other place people consider as God-forsaken mtu hukaribishwa na madisease? Ama lazima ukam back na present in form of a disease? Yaani tha nerve on that lefa imeni dedisa kishenzi. Manze alinigotea simu akanishow ati pengine nilicome na TB so niende nika testiwe waone kama mii ndio nilmuwai nayo..gosh!
ati 200 hundred words? How am I doing?
Lakini skizeni ii story ya ati tumekam ulaya alafu tunaanza kudharau mahome ni ufala.
Saa kaa ningekuwa na ma disease ka izo jo mpaka naanza kushikisha wathii (is this how u spell wathii/wadhii) si nigekuwa msik pia ama nigekuwa nadedi saii considering hio ni risto ya august/october.
Mii stakangi ujinga so mimerelax tu lakini jo asira zilinibamba!
Huyu mzeiya Bantu ameshikisha KBW kibantuu niaje! mapropu kwako daddy (all the words used here make me laugh so hard)
Kujimudu ndio nini sasa? Kaa ni vile mi nafikiria sawa Walefa na maMboyzz mujimudu. akina just sue na Unyc staki points ka thate nimetry videdli ama?
Post imeiva, imepostiwa ova and out!
