One lovelorn man who tried to steal a £1,750 engagement ring by swallowing it was caught after police ran a metal detector over his stomach, x-rayed him, and eventually proved their case by mounting a three-day vigil outside his cell while nature took its course and the ring ’emerged’.

Hungover Chris Foster, 18, had no memory of swallowing this 5cm key in a drunken bid to avoid being taken home – until his friends and the NHS helped him piece together the events of the night before.

These amazing X-rays show how a man arrived with a tap and 16 inches of pipework stuck in his eye at a hospital’s casualty unit, after slipping in the bath. But the terrified patient was forced to pull the tap out himself – because surgeons took three hours to send for a plumber to get it out…

It’s a medical mystery that surgeons never got to the bottom of – how a woman patient ended up with a can of hairspray up her backside. Still, the x-rays were very amusing.

This last one is just too funny!

Borrowed from http://www.misterseed.com

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9 Responses to X-rays

  1. |d®| says:

    I’m now convinced anything can happen to anyone, anywhere, anytime.

    3 hours to send for a plumber? You got jokes.

  2. Mo says:

    Oh my…. mon dieu… no words.

    As for the ring, I feel for the person that had to sift through that guy’s waste.

  3. mwasjd says:

    Can of hairspray where? Eish, human anatomy is definately not my academic speciality but it seems there is space for so much more…

  4. bomseh says:

    The pipework story sounds unbelieavable, but it seems anything is possible in this world.

  5. KK says:

    Kind of gives credence to my mother’s warnings of an orange tree growing in my stomach if I kept swallowing the seeds.

  6. ---Supreme-G.R.E.A.M--- says:

    I like Kei’s comment. Because I too heard many of those

  7. Maua says:

    I wonder where Mr Sid gets these stuff? Kei, my mum said the same thing about orange seeds.

  8. 3N says:

    hairspray up her backside – that is ambition right there

  9. savvy says:

    How do these people get that stuff in them?

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