aaand you have a wifey…
You know when you zoeana with your wifey, you kinda let go of yourself. I’m talking hygiene here. You have a wifey that you live with but every time you look like you want to get it on she feigns headache (by the way sex is a good cure for headaches), fatigue, not in the mood etc. Well you need to put her in the mood. I’m only dealing with only one excuse for being on the bilaz train.
Remember when you met..errr remember..you used to brush and floss every night and take a shower too before bedtime. Now you come from work-bar then you get home smelling of sweat and tusker breath. Have your dinner, so add onto that garlic, onion, sukuma, meat breath. Then you jump into bed and say how you doing….errr NEVER! And if you succeed, pity sex and she can’t wait for you to get done and roll off her.
In short, shower, brush, floss and jump back on that train pap!
Thank me later
Farmgal 
hahaha…thank you
Ghafla…leta maoni wacha tu kucheka 🙂
farmgal uko biased! what about the women who get fat after marriage (wanafanana na Roto Tanks), wear old torn stockings to bed and T-shirts za time ya Noah! ndio hayo maoni basi 😉
Ebu do a guest post I post it hapa hapa
Naaa nimetupa stocking and washed out Tees
A fanta will suffice
The worst is to come guys: you have just arrived from that field trip hot like a horse but she can hear none of this. Should you be lucky she climaxes once and the rest is history, you can take your hunger to who-knows-who. I wonder where she expects you to take your libido to. And girls you dare say that your men are on the rampage? If you don’t take care of them, someone out there will. That I can assure you.
Women have issues that need sorting before you embark on the deed. But of cos there are those that just don’t like it or they don’t enjoy so they prefer to be left alone. I believe if one enjoys it then they’ll come for seconds.
way to go madam!…tell ’em loud and clear…btw,basic hygiene ni muhimu sana…esp mouth and nahapo south…tuhurumiane masilahi jameni 🙂
You kilt me gal…ati tuhurumiane! hahahaha
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