Farmgal

The Election was “STOLEN” BLA BLA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are some people sick in the head?
We still have IDPs.
We have homeless fatherless and motherless kids!
We’ve got fools running around telling us how Kenyan they are and we’re not!
The stupid politicians are bickering….
And all we who are supposed to be intelligent are thinking is

BLA BLA BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Whatever you’re smoking change that brand chap chap.

I’m so sick of stupidity!

Because I believe that the madness that is the grand coalition will never work. I believe we should go back to the polls. At the rate we’re sharing power, Kenyans might be asked to label their pots and pans ODM or PNU.
Both parties might demand representation in marriages, we might have to clearly label our knives, forks and spoons with either ODM or PNU!!!

Knowing how much money politicians spend on campaigning. Are the already elected MPs willing to put their positions on the line?

I’ve been reading some posts put up by foolish ‘educated’ Kenyans advocating for more bloodshed.

ELDORET, Kenya • Leaflets threatening members of President Mwai Kibaki’s tribe have been scattered in a Kenyan Rift Valley town that was one of the worst hit by post-election violence. The fliers, dropped in the western town of Burnt Forest in recent days ordered members of Kibaki’s Kikuyu tribe to leave the region, predominantly inhabited by the rival Kalenjin tribe. The area is a stronghold of opposition leader Raila Odinga and Burnt Forest was affected by deadly police raids and tit-for-tat tribal killings in the unrest that erupted when Kibaki was declared the winner of the December 27 presidential election. “We allowed you to leave hoping that you would not return… Rift Valley is our land which we were given by God the same way you were given central province,” read one leaflet. Other leaflets threatened Kikuyus with death.

Eastandard

I still fail to see how the country can be run without an oposition.

One thing you won’t fail to notice when you get to Nairobi is the madness on the roads! Almost everyone’s got a car! While our driving population has increased significantly, our roads have not changed much, our politicians have come up with crazier ideas (read muthrwa!) and everyday more and more people are buying cars!

Solution according to our government:
Stop all public transport from eastlands from getting to the center of town.
Make thousands of commuters walk from city stadium to town.
Create havoc on jogoo road with standstill tail backs!

Honestly , their ’solution’ has caused more problems and for ‘underprivileged’
Most countries always strive to improve transport by making it easier for people to get to their destination on public transport. Not in Kenya!!!! Uhuru Kenyatta what you smoking! I think muthrwa could work with proper planning.
1. Make sure all mats and buses can enter muthrwa quickly and easily. Just lay three lanes into muthrwa.
Did the government take into account how many ma3s and buses serve eastlands??!!! Gosh, has anyone seen that pathetic looking lane that all those vehicles are supposed to take off jogoo road into that muthrwa place????!!!
2. The other thing lay two lanes to exit muthurwa onto the marikiti market side. Planning! planning! planning!
3. Make personal car drivers pay more parking fees but after improving public transport. Like a 50 bob hourly fee!

Now, if I can come up with this, then the government thinktanks should go one better. Fokojembes!!!!!

I really do not like UK right now!
How do I come back to temps of -1 degrees

I swuuurrr am going back home soon and for good!

I kid you not!

I’m glad I met all the bloggers that I met. For the ones I didnt meet
soon is the Word!!!!

Ok am having lots of fun.
I will sleep alot and will see many friends.

Some bloggers are just sweet. Y’all know yourselves
I feel spoilt already!

Mwaaaahhhhh

Apparently internet speeds are a rumour……….hala on
mkaranja gmail

Why did you pick her?
Why did you pretend to love her?
Why did you lie you loved her more than life?
Why did you go and break her heart?

Why are you still fighting?
Why even when you been caught with your pants down?
Why you trying to make it out like she’s lying?
Why are you pretending to be who you aren’t?

Why?????

Last night I ‘heard’ my friend’s heart break into little pieces. Thats why am asking you - why?
The least you can do is apologise and disappear from her life completely. Yes am talking to you! I love my friend and what I heard last night broke my heart. You can not mend that heart …I don’t know what to say to you.

My friend, you’re dear to me that’s why I have spoken here.

Farmgal

I was tagged by Madsvibe and one Modo

Rules: -Link to the person that tagged you. - Post the rules on your blog. - Share six non-important things/habits/quirks about yourself. - Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs. - Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.

1. I have a ka-fear of flying. Like threetypes of crazy ..I tire myself way before my scheduled journey so I can just SLEEP as soon as I board!!!

2. My fear of flying gets worse as I draw nearer to the D-day Lol its even a D-day! I even avoid the telly so I don’t see any planes taking off… or anything to do with planes. I just don’t get how that huge peice of metal can stay in the air….and am sure if I got it, it would make little difference so don’t try explain.

3. I think I’ve said this before..but I hate bad goodbyes…say am on the phone with you, you say bye and before I say bae you’re out….WAH

4. People tell me am soft spoken…

5. Am not very girly but I make some sort of effort when going out thanks to my pals J and M

6. I’m a fast driver but also very safe on the road.

Bonus

I’ll be home this time next week!!!!!!!!! Ok am excited but am not looking to flying….but am excited.

I’m so sorry >D, Seasons and Kenyan Analyst

“As you press on for justice, be sure to move with dignity and discipline, using only the weapon of love. Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.  Always avoid violence. If you succumb to the temptation of using violence in your struggle, unborn generations will be the recipients of a long and desolate night of bitterness, and your chief legacy to the future will be an endless reign of meaningless chaos. Hate begets hate; violence begets violence; toughness begets a greater toughness. We must meet the forces of hate with the power of love.”   — Martin Luther King.